I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
I danced my ass off after the funeral last night. Kept dropping it low and I can feel it in my legs today. Im like shit I needa go work out
What a way to honor the dead
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