They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
I'm an approx 70% certain someone switched my UV Blue for Windex - just as volatile as you might think.
You're dating a nurse! That's smart, you never know when you'll have a medical emergency. Probably liver failure.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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