He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Is it penis luge time yet?
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
Would you mind pretending to be lesbians just for like three emails?
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Randomize
