You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
I am on my way right now and I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU EAT MY BURRITO YOU WILL NEVER SEE MY TITS AGAIN
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
Would love to dress up in respectable attire and take you out somewhere nice and then do disgusting crude things in public
I may not have my dignity, pride or sanity but I have my pants.
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
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