i just saw a midget buying condoms and graham crackers. i wonder which was the impluse buy.
he thought i was passed out so he proceeded to jerk off while i lay on the floor next to him
I just farted for five sidewalk sections! New personal best.
what do people who dont have blackberrys do while they poop?
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
there is glitter all over my balls
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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