I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
i need to put some appletini on your dick
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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