I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
You smell like a Billy Joel song
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
I'm picking out a half way decent top so if I get arrested I'll have a respectable mug shot photo. Always be prepared.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Put cigar in mouth backwards. Plz remind to check for scar in morning, can't feel it now. Screwdrivers are like morphine.
Congratulations, your dick has been selected to participate in my birthday sex. Please reply with a response.
Do I have a choice?
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Just gave my liver a good luck and I'm sorry speech
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
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