STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
Turns out my drunken logic and wordsmithing isn't quite the same as the sober version. I'm pretty sure I made fun of the managers mom at one point
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Just got a blowie during the Avengers. It's weird knowing that the high point of your life just happened.
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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