Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I learned so much about myself in that shower.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Go to a building you've never been before and take a shit. It's marvelous
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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