Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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