I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
right after that u started calling me g-force and started trying to bellyslide down his drive way
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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