i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
hungover at the ER to get half my contact removed from behind my eye. Not the start to the weekend I was hopin for
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Randomize
