Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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