i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
Were gonna hotbox in the trunk. I think there's room for another half of a person if you're interested
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Just high enough for therapy.
I'm fucking a man old enough to be my father who is also dating my boss. What have you done with your life?
Liar. My heart is broken and my boobs are disappointed.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Foreplay went from me being a bank teller and him a customer to us actually having to go to the bank so we would make rent
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