i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
so you know how I brush my teeth after I give you a bj? according to my dentist my teeth have never been cleaner. looks like this will be a recurring thing
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
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