happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
Also pencil in smooth jazz and illegal activities. The usual.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I made mike pull over so I could lay in the grass. He made me get up cuz I looked dead and people were passing. It was like 6:30am.
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
making a list of all the places we've peed. separate list of places we peed when we were stoned
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
I once left mine in my bra and I forgot and I didn't notice it was there until it vibrated.
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