No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
I'm sorry. I really don't see what's wrong with pregaming before a wine tasting.This champagne won't drink itself.
The wine tasting is just for charity anyways...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
First Peyton Manning retires, and now the most interesting man in the world is retiring for Dos Equis. This is the worst week of my fucking life.
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