We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
I woke up in someone's flat in Budapest and then got offered a free piercing before I left. Best. Hookup. Ever.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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