His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I'd like to come home and be able to sleep in a bed that's not filled with crumbs from you getting too high and passing out while eating. This is seriously getting ridiculous.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
it's like his penis is God's way of saying "sorry about his face"
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I make one hell of a fire on Ambien. Other life choices not so much. But fire. Fire I can do.
WHY DID I INFORM THE ENTIRE BATHROOM I DONT HAVE AN STD?!?!?!!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
A to Z: fucking your way through the alphabet
It'll be a kids book
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