Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I feel compelled to tell you that I woke up this morning and found an entire corn on the cob in my purse. Ive decided not to question my drunken behavior anymore, and to just accept it as my lifestyle.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
I just learned that I could drop out of school and spend the rest of my savings on a giraffe are you free this weekend
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