So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
He said it. He actually said "yes it's in".
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
Thanks for DJing my sex last night. You were on point 💜
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