office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I just woke up and I don't really remember anything past 1pm. How much am I missing?
A good 10-11 hours. You got laid twice. Also, you out-ran a cop and played football with a lamp.
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