I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
its weird that my cat bites every fat chick i bring home. i repeat every fat chick, qhT KINDA FRIEND ARE YOU
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
Sorry, I was watching the Olympic story about the Canadian guy and drinking out of the prescription bottle and crying because it was so beautiful.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
public service announcement: beginning at 10pm please text me at half hour intervals reminding me to keep my legs shut tonight. Note, this is not a drill.
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