I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I text him "Dude. Tryna get fucked here. I only have half the parts. I need your help" I'm sure my mom would be super proud of the woman I have become.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
I'm totally going to bang the cable guy tonight. I'm so pumped
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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