i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
I'm glad the dog doesn't judge me for doing leftover lines and watching George of the Jungle at 10 am
Were going to have to vacuum the bathtub, great party
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Might be using my graduation money to pay for an abortion.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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