This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I'm not sober enough to be having a conversation about a rap she wrote in Spanish about public safety
Ok the fact that you know THAT phrase perfectly is terrifying. You just proved you can slut it up in mulitiple languages.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
Traded my phone for pizza, then got it back this morning....successful night
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Ps I got my nipple pierced. You're just gonna have to accept me for the tool I am and I don't wanna hear any shenanigans.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
I dont know who to turn my two weeks notice into so I'm just going to get hammered at work and see who fires me.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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