How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
My mom is holding a picture of me, crying, and saying "where did I go wrong" over and over again.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
I just picked up my phone and one shoe from the man mowing the lawn next to the ice rink. He found them in a tree.
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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