And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
hey, can i borrow that thing you never use?
what?
your penis
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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