We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
no you cant smoke seaweed
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
yeah i didn't know anyone, but i just walked in with a lit sparkler and wearing a budweiser shirt and someone handed me a beer.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
he had hair everywhere except his balls
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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