YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
You need to stop thinking about the needs of your vagina and concentrate on the greater good
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
I spent the entire party sexting people's significant others for them because they were too drunk to do it themselves. I did quite well too. I should start a business
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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