alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
I am not old enough to be running into past fucks at the bank. This is at least a twenty five year old milestone.
Also, ran into my neighbor across the street. He told me about scheduling his vasectomy. We are officially way beyond the acceptable point for asking his name again.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
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