i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
she peed on how many people?
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
We're sitting in his room writing songs about America. There's a verse about a dead dog. There's tequila everywhere.
This inappropriate post strip club text brought to you by Cheetah of Palm Beach and vodka. Blowjob in the champagne room and the clap for the low low price of your paycheck.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Moral of the story: fuckboys never change
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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