Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
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