yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Why do you proceed to call me "Queen La Queefah?"
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I'm using my breathalyzer result sheet as a coaster for my 40.
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
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