you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
He won't talk to me. He'll only communicate using scissors
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just cockblocked my boss's 17 year old son at the Christmas party
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
