it turns out vodka filled condoms arent that funny
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I vaguely remember stopping for a bag of bugles and some lube and then I woke up this morning with melted chocolate on my hands. I think I love him
Already at the river; already getting fucked up. And yes that semicolon is legit because those are congruent statemests
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
