what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
I DONT KNOW HOW I'M NOT DEAD, JESUS CHRIST ON A DOUBLE DECKER FUCKING KEANU REEVES BUS
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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