Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
They ran through the sprinklers in front of campus police, shirtless. Singing "love is a battlefield"
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
You were trust falling into bushes
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
Randomize
