Hey man sorry I got all grabby
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
I wish I has some fucking Fairy God Parents, I want a kit kat so bad.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
Clearly he doesn't understand my need to be surrounded by cats at all times
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
third nipple confirmed
He added me on LinkedIn while I was baking weed brownies in the boxers he left here... Is this adulthood?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
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