she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
only if we run a train.
done.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
I'm pretty stoned, and for a second I forgot that I'm not actually Barbie and I was getting excited about all the fun we were going to have on my jet.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
Where's the chopping off someone's balls emoji
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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