I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
Would it be inappropriate to rub one out in the gym shower? I mean, technically, I pay $80 a month to do what I want so could they really say anything?
Shower is fine. Steam room is shady. I've probably done both at one point in my life so I can't be used as a good reference.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
I hate when he takes the condom off to cum all over me. It defeats the purpose.
It’s like having a barf bag and choosing to puke in your own lap.
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