Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
i really should have bought real food rather than condoms, olives, coleslaw and beer...
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
so.. please tell me you did not really sleep on the washing machine last night
guilty
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
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