I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
After grabbing my boob for a couple minutes he then decides to ask me if I was awake.
Don't mean to be rude. But did you, by any chance, cut down a tree from my neighbors backyard last night? And did you also drag it to my yard and burn it?
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
She judged ME for picking my nose when SHE has the clap.
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
I just started talking about how noodles were so good
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
When he was leaving this morning he said I'll text you later on and I replied with if you don't that's cool too.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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