normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
the line for where the wild things are looks like radiohead had sex with an urban outfitters
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Okay I woke up in my room, snuggie on, had a water bottle in my hand my tv was on Disney channel and my cigarettes are gone. And I deleted every text in my phone but one that said 'you are absolutely welcome'
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Dude, she got on top of me, grumbled in a low voice "I'm going to make you remember me", and then farted.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
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