we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Thinking about bringing a vibrator to the tanning bed...kill two birds with one stone right?
i prefer some hard alcohol, but wine makes me feel less of a progressive alcoholic
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I miss you.
Yeah, I don't want to have sex.
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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