can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
So it turns out there are pros and cons to having a broken wrist. Pro: I can give amazing blowjobs with my left hand. Con: I just had to open a packet of crisps with scissors.
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
Sexting gets boring after a while. I'm eating a sandwich right now and googling 'sexting ideas' and just copy/pasting lines.
It's a good sandwich though.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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