Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
he just sat there, in the doorway of my dorm room, chuggin a fifth like nobodys buisness.. don't know whether to fuck him or be afraid of his confidence
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
It's not even 8 pm, or Saint Patrick's Day, and Kevin is drunk on my roof humping the air
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
It's almost 5am and all I can keep thinking is IT'S WHISKEY TIME!!
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