Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
After she lost the bet I made her get on one knee so she could "Te-blow me"
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
Dicks are so weird. He has kind of a feminine comforter in the background.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
Well I just saw a fully naked man doing a headstand in a cooler of ice water.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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