I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
you told everyone your name was brenda and you had the whole party chanting b-dawgg by the end of the night. successful.
She told you broke her computer after the little square in tetris wouldn't rotate for you...
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
pray to the hookup gods
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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