I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
If you need anything just hit me up
Pancakes
Noted.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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