But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
if you made me into a cookie and threw me into a betty crocker easy bake oven on christmas morning...that's how baked i am
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
You kept hiding marshmallows in the freezer saying "they would never think to look here"
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
you said "how could you not want to hook up with me when I have these abs" and then proceeded to rip your shirt off in the middle of the bar. I'm pretty sure you were hammered.
JESUS
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Already drunk, almost got in a fight with a bunch of irish chicks. And another with canadians. On my way to get a tattoo. I plan to regret this trip.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
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