Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
i dont understand blimps. what would happen if they collided would they just bounce off or fall to the ground.
dude how high are you right now?
do you think jeeves would know? you do it. ask jeeves.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
Pro tip: if you can avoid puking on your carpet, do so. Cleaning it up is absolutely no fun at all.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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