He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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